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Writer's Block: Local Favorite

What's your favorite thing to show out-of-town guests when they come to visit?


*grins*
No matter what language you speak, you've probably come across words or phrases in another language that sound better than their equivalents in your native tongue. What's your favorite word or phrase in a foreign language?

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
Robert Frost speculated about the world ending in fire or in ice. Which do you think is likely to end us all: meteorite, global warming, nuclear weapons, zombies, or the superflu?

I expect the world to end with the largest syphilis epidemic ever seen on earth.

Writer's Block: Out of Uniform

Do you change clothes when you come home from work or class? What do you put on?


Yes, I put on different nudity.

Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk

If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?


I suppose for them to be able to answer me, I'll have to take this gag out of their mouth...

Writer's Block: Been There, Done That

If you could live one day in your life over and over, which day would it be?


The Day of 50 Times.

Actually, I pretty much *do* live that one over and over.

Writer's Block: Five-Finger Discount

Have you ever stolen something and gotten away with it? Did you feel guilty about it later?


I stole Horny's heart... and I had a guilt-ridden orgasm.

Writer's Block: Church and State

Today in 1893 U.S. President Benjamin Harrison declared full amnesty for Mormon polygamists. Is it the government's place to define which marriages are valid and which are not?

No marriages should be valid. Everyone should live in sin. It's hotter that way.

Writer's Block: Be Prepared

We live in uncertain times. Earthquakes, hurricanes, the ever-present threat of zombies—do you have a disaster plan ready in case one of these things happens to you?


Repopulating the earth with Horny... or whoever happens to be available.

Writer's Block: Secret Ballot

It's hard to ignore the fact that today is Election Day in the U.S. If you went to the polls today, tell us what it was like. Long line? Free stickers? Hanging chads? We want the details.


There WERE long lines, but... mainly to be serviced by me.

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